Swag Fashion Trends

For his first article on Our site, Dana Beretta (no relation) tries a high-flying exercise: decrypt modesque swag for different presidential candidates.

Foreword by Fab-ATTENTION: this is a post shielded Mode references but also and especially to big shots. We can’t stand the clichés about mad, considering that when they are taken to the thousandth degree, it can sometimes make laugh. Do not hesitate to leave your thousandth degree and laugh (or not). There is little doubt that this post will be gnashing of teeth but as 1 / it hit everyone 2 / he divided the editorial, we publish anyway, leaving you with judges. And of course, if you want the presidential processed in more serious mode, we do that too, here.

April 2007. You follow the presidential campaign with as much fervor as last season of Rome. The actors are hellish, vices, epic sunburn and replicas, Shakespearean. Go vote put you on fire. Right breast to the future, you have accomplished your duty with great that was going to make the Delacroix liberty for a joke. Tender naivete…

Five years later, how to tell… You’re at the end of the coil ‘, and your breasts have fallen. Pull yourself together, doll. Tell me how you dress, I’ll tell you who to vote for.

Swag On The Right

You’re fan of Sarko, you would sell your mother for a Hermès. Besides you would sell your mother, just short. Proud as a blow to Villepin you do good on the standing, even if it means diverting some funds to be at the top (“Yes Hello I would like to talk to Eric W., it’s a friend… »). Good thing you took advantage of the meeting to put pressure in New Look sewing. Hair notched under a bibi, Dior love you in chick retro period John Galliano, the chorizo under x.

“My plan? But I do not eat! “you answering Carlitta wanting to blow his points at the sight of your bust of Sylphide. Size encagee in a jacket 40’s nostalgic, you strikes the pose in slow-motion in a whirlwind of froufroutes womanizer. The base, Rachida shake you out. You don’t care, because of the Chanel “2.55”, you have ten, and that you, at least, your number of teeth is proportional to the size of your mouth. After having slammed a red Kiss Kiss Nico, you you rolled as a Testarossa, quietly grinding the toe of Nadine-the-joke-Morano of a studded Louboutin kick.

Swag From Left

You listen Benjamin Biolay tear in the eye and find the bad guys they are not nice? Need anything to you, you’re that simple girl in white Safari jacket/pants Yves-Saint-Laurent, easy-normal to the Café de Flore. “Braveness is year attitude”, you get a velib’ to get to the stand-up of the Knight of the Montebourde and is inveigh against the rich, a bag in python Jerome Dreyfuss under his arm. As credible as an album of Mélanie Laurent, you you shaking in your dress-sweater Sonia Rykiel Motley, and conquer assistance used to your style of flow: foam. Appointment to the participatory picnic that you organized, on the island of Ré. The theme, ‘the war is bad’, is as sexy as the combi-shorts “tie-and-tie” Isabel Marant in which you’re trying to score Harlem Désir, blows of ‘ I have a black in croyaaaaable friend!

Can you imagine already sell an ovary to cut-move with him on Papa Wemba in a Dries Van Noten set, master absolute of the ethnic-chic. All tell you Christiane Taubira shot you to look, “to the ghetto youth” [Editor’s Note: Salif]. RAH. You’ll flaps on Manuel Valls, Julio of the hood, who wants to make you the Marianne of his Department. In a cloud of Vogue menthol, you answer him: ‘Essonne? It is near the canal Saint-Martin, right? ». No.

The Center Swag

You’re a freewheel? A bipolar without prescription? You grooves at Michou after Easter mass? Suicidal fashion, this is your code name. Ass between thousand styles and the heart over the shoulder, your masochism is approaching the genius of your master François Bayrou, the stutterer of la Mancha. You shit in the classics, not even fear of losing eyesight in a psychedelic dress of Italian misogynist (Missoni, Pucci, Cavalli), under a trench coat Burberry cut in straight lines, parallel to your nose kind and perpendicular to the ground. And how you were zapped to buy french, you complete the table by a pair of rain boots Agnès B. for Eagle, 100% made in France (#genre). Faithful to the asylum you don’t you lot of nerve: you troques your shirt for a heat-sealed dress on cardboard Maison Martin Margiela, and behind your glasses by Givenchy fur, you’re yelling “I’m not crazy, you know!” Hello! »

Swags of left and right and besides

Jean-Luc puts you at embers? Your Alain Mikli mounts cost a minimum wage, and you stole the jacket collar sheep of your father, period ganja dealer. Louise Michel 2.0, you went to take the Bastille with your buddies Gégé and touches, and you’re impaled on the July column grids. Lose a butt for the France? Yes, but in overalls Marc Jacobs.

You’re revered as Patrick (#blague)? Hot creative recreation, you’re a poor plainclothes knitting sweaters unlikely. No luck, I’ve met the Cacharel designer who will sell the same sweater as yours to a kidney. Rotten life.

You’re the girl hidden Trotsky and Genevieve de Fontenay? Alone in the world as Nathalie Arthaud, you’re an “indignant” French version fleece Quechua, and everyone cares.

Wall Cécile Duflot? You’re not alone, but your shirts are cotton do Brazil fair. You’ll vote Eva Jolly by doing a moonwalk, Seu Jorge in recycled plastic helmet.

You give reason for Eric Zemmour on the pretext of the Stockholm syndrome?Right in your set as a low color Chair, you swore to Nicolas ‘I have understood you’ Dupont-cutesy of give your voice, if he forgot his glasses. Since it is the beautiful old favorite of pleated skirts, and you’re marked.

As for Navy? Who cares. Go kisses.

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